10 items or less: soup & salad
+ my new food pyramid
did you guys see RFK’s new food pyramid? ⬇️
I mean it seems a little weird to me, but if this is what the government recommends I guess we should follow it 🤷♀️
Walgreens Giant Gummy Mango
$1 – Walgreens, Brooklyn, NY
Bless the Walgreens post-holiday sales 🙌 what do you mean this giant gummy wasn’t flying off the shelves before?? does the general public not care about peelable gummies as much as I do?
This giant gummy tastes exactly the same as the smaller ones, but wow it’s so satisfying to take a big bite out of a giant gummy. I want giant versions of every candy. Giant nerds gummy cluster. Giant peanut m&m. Giant sour punch straws. Let’s make it happen.
Squashies Cherry Cola
$6 – Fferins of Brooklyn
obsessed with these thank you england!!!! 🍒 These just have the perfect sour cherry and caramelly cola flavor and a unique texture somewhere between a foamy marshmallow and a chewy gummy shark. And it does not get stuck in your teeth if you’re also a sensitive #RecedingGums baddie like me! It’s almost as if eating so much candy as a child had a negative effect on my dental health…
btw I’ve been mixing all my gummy candy together in an old Grillo’s pickle container and decided that candy salad is the cure for sunset at 3pm seasonal depression 👍
Olipop Spongebob
$9.49/4 pack – Target, Brooklyn, NY
I don’t actually need the brand collab, I don’t need to be marketed to, I will try every new Olipop flavor idc. This essentially tastes like sparkling canned pineapple juice, so what else could you want? They could’ve gone for kelp juice flavor, but I guess I see why pineapple might have a broader appeal. If you mix this together with the Poppi Amaya Papaya Pina Colada, that could actually be the perfect summer drink.
Alessi Brodo Di Pollo
$3.49 - Brooklyn, NY
I saw these bags of dried chicken soup on sale at my closest store, so I wanted to try because I’m a big Lipton noodle soup lover, and I don’t love the 3D printed chicken (lol) and soggy noodles in a can of Campbells. I have to say…this is wayyy better than Lipton. It has a really rich salty flavor, lots of carrots and peas and onion. When I’m too lazy to make my own soup, I keep reaching for this one!
happy new year i hope your lemon pigs will bring you bountiful luck and happiness 🐷 rip the penny 🙏
10 bullet points or less:
spongebob big guy pants ok 💛
born too late to buy a house, born just in time for nerds gummy clusters
can venture capitalists please bring back NUGGS!!!!!!!