10 items or less: grocery simulation swarm
once again
tfw you’re too snobby to shop at the grocery store with the normals but not too snobby to buy a jar of premade frosting i guess (i love tops response, so classy 💖)
let’s ketchup 🍅 starting with 2 new colas ofc:
Trader Joe’s Cherry Cola Prebiotic Soda
$1.99 – Trader Joe’s, Brooklyn, NY
Now this is a tasty soda – is it a cola though? It’s so cherry-forward, very tart and sweet, but it’s hard to taste any cola. Sweetened with fruit juice and stevia, no weird aftertaste. Would buy again!
Pepsi Prebiotic Cola
$6-$8/8-pack – Amazon
(tell me why I’ve ordered this 4 times now and never thought to take a picture before I drank my last one)
Ever since Olipop and Poppi blew up a few years ago, I’ve been asking, when are the Big Boys gonna get into the prebiotic soda craze? Well, not too soon after Pepsi acquired Poppi, they announced their own alt-cola. I was so excited to try this, because it’s actually much more affordable than other prebiotic soda brands, and I was not let down. It’s sooo good! Like one of my favorites now! Sometimes these off brand colas go too heavy on flavors like mint or citrus, but this actually tastes like Pepsi specifically. There’s also a cherry vanilla version, which is awesome too, but I prefer the classic. Pepsi please please do not discontinue this like Coke did with Coke Life many moons ago‼️
GoodPop French Fry Ice Cream Bars
$5.99 – Brooklyn, NY
What are thoooseee!! This was an immediate buy as soon as I saw it. The ice cream and chocolate itself is super good and clearly high quality, and the french fry bits stayed crispy. I just want more french fry! If they could somehow double the french fry factor, maybe infuse the ice cream, these would be perfect.
AYOH Hot Giardinayo
$12 – Brooklyn, NY
If you don’t knoh, Ayoh is a brand started by cookbook author and Bon Appetit darling Molly Baz – probably most famous for her cutesy foodisms like caesal and all the morty-d sandos. Remember the golden age of BA youtube? Remember when that podcast about BA getting cancelled for racism & toxic workplace allegations got cancelled for toxic workplace allegations? anywayyy yes I paid that much for a bottle of aioili. and it was really good. Realistically, no, I won’t buy this again. You could just mix spicy mayo with chopped giardiniera for the same effect. But look how cute the bottle is! & please clap for my turkey wrap skills in this photo 👏
Sunchips FIBER! Spicy Jalapeno
$4.79 – Walgreens, Brooklyn, NY
I’m only realizing now as I write this how hilariously misleading this new brand of Sunchips is. According to my calculations🤓☝️a serving of normal Garden Salsa Sunchips has 2g of fiber and 2g of protein. For the same serving size, the FIBER! chips have…3g of fiber and 3g of protein. Sunchips are already a “healthy” chip (in American terms) so what’s their end goal here ? As far as the flavor, it’s good! It tastes like Sunchips! but kind of…beanie? oh and I dipped them in garlic herb Alouette spread, so that made them even better 🧀
10 bullet points or less:
the beta 3g fiber chips vs the Chad 15g fiber Carb Balance tortillas
but i love to see people getting more fiber focused
everyone get chia seed pilled NOW!!
(girl who just started eating chia seeds daily)